Monday, December 28, 2020

"It's the News" by Samantha Tolleson

“It’s the News” by Samantha Tolleson
Apoplectic media gyrating new
Buzzwords
Cycling on their Pelotons to maintain their
Derrieres!
Epoch to the right
Fox lost its teeth
Glenn's hair is on fire
Hunter wouldn’t know how to change a tire
Ilhan inspires insurrection leaving liberty in a
Juxtaposition.
Klavan is feeling honky-dory.
Leeland and Elijah getting chased
Military industrial complex
Nudging along
Opec and critical race
Punishing our patriots while pseudo-
Queens demand to
Run things.
Stu, it’s great. Whatever
Tucker, careful of their
Underhanded vengeance and
Vitriol when you ask about our votes.
Will Bill Barr prosecute
X-rated offenders?
You missed yesterday; it might as well have been a year.
Zed from MIB just got replaced by a guy named Seb.
… at least it’s better than Zoomin’ with Toobin.

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