Wicked Shizuku's Reviews

Sunday, September 4, 2016

Motor City Wolf (Urban Arcana, #3)Motor City Wolf by Cindy Spencer Pape
My rating: 1 of 5 stars

If I had to choose between reading this again, or a ham sandwich.
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Where did the quality from the first two books go? I'm so disappointed, and it seems that werewolves are starting to be so overused. It just doesn't live up to other werewolf fiction in the genre, and seemed that there was to much predictability in the plot.
I only recommend that you read if you are extremly bored.
Cheers Pretties!

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Curtsies & Conspiracies (Finishing School, #2) by Gail Carriger

Curtsies & Conspiracies (Finishing School, #2)Curtsies & Conspiracies by Gail Carriger
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I love this author, her work makes me giggle.
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Carriger is making manners cool again. Huzzah! Carry on, and the masses will follow.
Cheers Pretties!

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Shadow's Lure (Shadow Saga, #2)Shadow's Lure by Jon Sprunk
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

What happened to the plot? There was a major drop in the action.
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What in the world is going on with the magic system now? It seems that alot of it got muddled, and the main character seems to dependant on his guardian sprite. Also what in the world is going on with his love interest?

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Beautiful Creatures (Caster Chronicles, #1)Beautiful Creatures by Kami Garcia
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Whatever Macon Ravenwood has to say gives me this reaction.
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I really loved the plot of this book, and the magical system was unique. Though I think that this might be a little to heavy for younger teens.
I highly recommend for older teens and young adults.
Have fun with this one.
Cheers!

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Hard TimesHard Times by Charles Dickens
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Next to David Copperfield this is one of Dickens' better works.
I wasn't horribly angry after reading this as I was with Oliver Twist.
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The settings were of the same quality that Dickens was so well known for, and this plot was fairly humorous. I thought that the town basing its moral merely on fact was interestingly illogical. This of course has disastrous outcomes, when human imagination is squelched in early childhood. Take a lesson parents; you might learn an important lesson.

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Saturday, September 3, 2016

A Princess of Mars (Barsoom, #1)A Princess of Mars by Edgar Rice Burroughs
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Wow! The descriptions and settings are freaking awesome! I wasn't expecting a plot like this in anyway, and I certainly wasn't expecting insectoids.
I know that there is a movie for this, but I'm holding off watching it until I finish this read. Anyone know if I need to read the entire series before I watch?
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Carrying on with this today. Big warning for you readers is that this has strong southern 'country-isms' in this book!
Also, it has some impressive grammar.

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Madame BovaryMadame Bovary by Gustave Flaubert
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Now this is merely
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but I'm very convinced that Emma Bovary was suffering from Bi-polar Disorder, and Postpartum Depression with a Disassociation to her child. Seriously she's showing all the signs. When before she had her child she was undertaking grandiosity, by firing her husband's favored servants. After she has her child, she feels no connection to the baby. Then later on when the the child is just tootling around for the first time and wanting her mama. Emma says,'Go Away' pushes her; causing her to fall and cut herself on the cheek. Then blames the child of just falling over! Why the husband wasn't furious with this woman I will never know?
Then the absolute nerve of what the Mother-in-Law had to say about how it wasn't proper for women to read. (*I swear I'm about to lose my bleeping mind!*)
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I'm still trying to figure out why this is taught in the 9th & 10th Grade?!? If it's to be some precautionary tale to curb your enthusiasm, then you should be teaching this to standard diploma recipients, along with the Honor's English program!
On a whole I hate the story, but Loved the descriptions Flaubert used for the country-side and the settings. Though I had absolutely no idea what some of the foods were, so I looked them up. I found myself very disgusted by some of the processes of how to make them, but hey I learned something!

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Queen of Shadows (Throne of Glass, #4)Queen of Shadows by Sarah J. Maas
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

This was me at the end of the last book... I was just so disappointed.
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The long wait time reminds me of the Army's theme of: Hurry up and wait!
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The plot has just been so slow and the character's are stale. I'm distraught...
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If I didn't have the Hardcover to go along with the audiobook this would be me. There is absolutely no separation of who's point of view you're following. Absolutely none! Zip! Ziltch! Nada! Nein! EEie!
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Where's the action? You know like this...
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Oh there it is, about 400 pages in. That seemed to stretched and unnecessary. Don't give into an editor saying that you need more!
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Ok that's all for now. Cheers Pretties! Bye-Bye.
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Foundation (Foundation, #1)Foundation by Isaac Asimov
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

Oh my gods! What have I found?
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This was so well done that I was hung over for two whole days.
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Seriously at the moment in my reading history this author has been the only guy able to stand up to Robert A. Heinlein. For those of you that don't know I do enjoy me some Heinlein when I'm in serious depression. That and gallows humor, and this book delivered it.
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On the Road by Jack Kerouac

On the RoadOn the Road by Jack Kerouac
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

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This is my second attempt at writing this review. The first time my computer crashed so I'm already pretty hot over this over hyped p.o.s. So here's attempt #2.
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*Please forgive my ranting.*
My personal situation for the last month has been quite crap-tastic!
Back when I met my husband around 15 years ago I promised that I would one day read this book, since he swore to me was one of his all time favorites. I tried reading it many times, and I felt mystically compelled to hold off reading this for either extenuating circumstances, extreme boredom or sever depression. WARNING DO NOT READ WHEN DEPRESSED!
In the 13 years of our marriage my husband's demons of addiction landed him in county incarceration for the first time. Even though I have been quietly attempting, for years, to move mountains, and lasso the moon just to keep him sober, and out of jail. So having a month of loneliness and anxiety, and then at last peace; I was intent on finding out what it was about this book that has so influenced the man I've loved. The peace I feel is what is bugging me.
Today I can officially say that I have kept my word, about having read this. Finally this is where
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I have two amazing children with him, that are above the bar in their education through my constant efforts. For eleven years my children and I have gone without so many times, and sacrificed so much. The agonizing stress of living with my parents for two years after my husband discharged from Active Duty Army; led to my appendix and spleen rupturing within a month. Permanently taking me out of the labor job field. (When jobs were oh so plentiful in Alabama, and right when I was finding a profession I enjoyed. Insulation Installation.) Yet until now I have refused to apply for disability; our country is in enough debt, I don't want to add to it.
This was three years ago, and the pieces started to click into place. Missing money, the staring off into space, Pawning the car title without my knowledge, and general neglect over the years, and now subsequent jail time.(There's a whole essay of what I have left out. Be grateful.) Dean Winchester gif photo tumblr_lsedt9Wt561qalcu6o1_500.gif Me wearing the same clothes for over 6 years, and never allowed to use the only car by myself. (Honestly I'm not a normal woman. I have no personal greed(I'm just grateful to be alive), and books are free at the library. The library is up the street, as is the school, and like Matilda we go quite often. Seems that it was finally the time to do my own writing.) Do I sound like the beginning of a HallMark movie yet? Recovery is a daily fu(k1ng Battle, and you have to get up and put your armor on. Face it then conquer it. Rinse, repeat. EVERY. DAMNED. DAY. The only thing is that you must want it for yourself, and no one else.
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This book is persuasively persistent about romanticizing Amphetamines, Alcohol, Benzedrine, Abuse (drug and domestic), and a life filled with constant debauchery.
*It seems that Hunter S. Thompson also shared a lot of these ideas in his writings as well*
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This Book Makes Me so Angry! The misogyny, the sexism, extortion of the elderly, child abandonment, domestic abuse, and immorality! The main character and his insane sidekick cared little for anything except where their next drink, fix, or piece of tail was coming from. (Though this is what it is to be an addict.)
It also seemed that Kerouac cared little for pointing out over half of this $h1t is morally wrong on many levels. All while flaunting the rules of: grammar, at times proper spelling, or picking and sticking with a writing style. Trolls don't even come at me with 'but that was his point.' No that was just being lazy, and doped up on Benzedrine.
*This makes my inner Grammar Nazi cringe, curl into the fetal position, and mindlessly scream expletives until the cows come home.*
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This was Jack Kerouac's attitude towards love and women. Plus, most of the journey wouldn't fly with today's law enforcement or economy.
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What bothered me the most though was the kids in this book. You meet all of these kids, and suddenly Sal and Dean are off again. (Hmmm. That's almost similar to Supernatural, but I digress.)
These two would step in and play dad for a while, while mom worked her ass off to support their habits; then leave when the horse went lame or the milk cow dried up. Pet peeve of mine just so happens to be about room mates or friends that just use you as a stepping stone to step out. (I shit you not, my husband did exactly as Dean did to Sal in the hospital. Now I really have no clue as to how I should proceed. Advice people, please give it up!)

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the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes “Awww!"
The House of Hades (The Heroes of Olympus, #4)The House of Hades by Rick Riordan
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

Is it just me who didn't find this book absolutely the best of the series?
I struggled to keep my attention on this particular plot. There was plenty of action, but I'm just not crazy when it goes into Piper's point of view. Leo and Hazel's chapters are much better. Also the mythos is very easy to follow, and retain the knowledge. I found that reading mythology and folk-lore easier to grasp after reading this series.

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Even Vampires Get the Blues (Dark Ones #4)Even Vampires Get the Blues by Katie MacAlister
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

OMG!
Why are the MC's absolute morons with exceptionally challenged secondary characters? The jokes are dated, and the plot is predictable.
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Messenger’s Legacy (The Demon Cycle, #3.5)Messenger’s Legacy by Peter V. Brett
My rating: 4 of 5 stars

I really enjoyed this short story, and thought it was almost as good as the first book. It seemed that this short embraced the emotion that caught my attention.
Briar Patch is an amazing character, and is a perfect example of present day refugee children. Many could take a lesson from this child.
An excellent series, and I highly recommend.

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Oliver TwistOliver Twist by Charles Dickens
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

So this is the only version I've ever been exposed to until reading this book...
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It was something completely different.
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Also this book is the reason I say that Charles Dickens was an a$$hole!
The way Mr. Bumble ridicules and humiliates Oliver is completely unforgivable.
Then to be sent to the undertaker as an apprentice was completely unexpected, and I didn't expect it to end well. Found that I was right on that aspect. >_<

Noah and Charlotte remind me of these two...
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And Nancy. Oh poor poor Nancy! I tell you that I just might have gone into the fabled vapors because of her. So. So angry that I'm frothing at the mouth, and spitting nails that I'm so pissed off at her fate.
Someone please...
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Mostly this book took a round robin type of plot that Dickens so loved to use, flowered with out of place musings that were put quite eloquently. This book though really painted Jew, Fagine, in a less favorable light, and I was so invested that Fu(k3r got what was coming to him; that I did not sleep until I had finished out the entire book. Then my reaction....
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"A Ring a-Ding-Ding" by Samantha Tolleson

  “A Ring a-Ding-Ding”   Cheery jingling airs Hurried purchases made Reunions after another year Incoming after not a whisper Se...